so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Shine bright like a toilet seat
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
i cant stop laughing at this dumb picture god damn
*: ･ﾟanother pale loser *: ･ﾟ
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
BUT IT WAS JUST LYING DOWN AND SUDDENLY BAM CATCHES IT RIGHT AWAY WITH HIS LITTLE QUICK PAWS WITH CLAWS AND PUTS IT STRAIGHT IN HIS MOUTH IN THE FUCKING AIR AND NEXT HE JUST LANDS PERFECTLY QUIET ON THE FLOOR I MEAN
One word: GUYLINER.
Why the fuck does this have over 9,000 notes?!
In which Hank Green is a literal three year old child.
I want my tombstone to say “Respawning”